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remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her (lemmy.ml)
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[-] 0x2d@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago

what the fuck is an ai girlfriend

[-] npz@lemm.ee 55 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

(for demonstration purposes only, please don't think I'm like this)

[-] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 15 points 10 months ago

Too late! That was too good to be your first go.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago

Fuck, I need to go stab my eyes.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Wtf is up with the W's?

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 17 points 10 months ago

Its part of this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwu

Now you can follow the rabbithole further but that is a choice you have to make.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I get uwu, its ancient. But all the w's instead of R's?

[-] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

babytalk infantilism fetishized by the furry community.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 10 months ago

"Fetishized" is a very strong word, and I'd also hesitate to call a speech impediment "baby talk" -- I've met grown adults who talk that way simply because they don't know better

[-] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

Says the furry :)

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yunno, I really thought that in the two and a half decades since the advent of SomethingAwful, internet culture would have progressed to the point where people were willing to live and let live, instead of pointing and making fun of anyone who was "cringe"

EDIT: aaaand down vote and walk away. It's like Reddit all over again. Well, good luck out there. Hope you find peace.

[-] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

I up voted you. I was kind of tongue in cheek I don't have anything against furries or whatever.

[-] WldFyre@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Aren't you from a furry instance lol

[-] Frigid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I envy you never heard any morons talking like a toddler trying to be cute. Sadly, that day has come for you too now.

[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

What I got from this is that you're the bottom in this relationship.

[-] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

You cannot comprehend how much I hate the fact that 'UwU' entered the public lexicon and I block the FUCK out of any degenerate that uses it.

[-] BuryMyHorse@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Block me harder daddy :3

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

I read the waifu parts in Michael Duncan Clarke's voice and it made it bearable.

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I shall reference this post for the reason I commit terrorism

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