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xkcd #2893: Sphere Tastiness
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Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoning.
By the logic of this graph the Earth is slightly more tasty than the moon, yet the moon is made of cheese. Explain that, XKCD.
The earth contains bacon.
the earth contains sparse pockets of cheese, such as France. An entire celestial object of cheese would be overwhelming
It has heterogeneity which is good according to prof ragusea
earth has over 10,000+ species of edible plants, and 300,000+ that we can't eat
Can't eat, or can eat one time?
still, won't be tasty