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[-] rubythulhu 59 points 10 months ago

“only one person per file”

so we’ve reverted back to the rcs/cvs days?

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago

GLADOS was already attempting to digitize employees. And we all know you don't concatenate employees, because the DIFFs become useless.

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

welcome to Microsoft SourceSafe :)

[-] PlzGivHugs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Well, this takes place in the Half Life/Portal universe where the world basically ended in the early 2000s, so it makes sense.

[-] sjmulder@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

We don’t even have that rule with CVS. Sometimes you have a merge conflict after cvs up, well then you fix it. That’s how it’s supposed to work.

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