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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

I like women. I like the shape and curves of the female body. I like boobs, I like asses, I like pretty vaginas. I also appreciate and am aroused by a nice cock. I'm however not otherwise attracted to the male body. I like femboys as long as they have a feminine-like shape and curves, as many of them do.

WTF is my sexual orientation?

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[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Edit: dear learned and thoughtful internet friends, here “sexual” functions as a self-deprecating double entendre, the thinly veiled meaning of which is “attraction irrespective of sex or gender” or, in the common tongue, “colossal whore.”

So I am altering this comment for clarity. Pray I do not alter it any further.

If anyone asks just say whatever feels right in that moment, straight/bi/pan/whatever.

Especially in mixed company, my go-to is *-sexual where the wildcard * is silent. Those who don’t know will hear a non-answer to a rude question, but your friends will recognize it as candor.

It also sidesteps the tiresome bi/pan distinction and avoids the least favorable option: “straight.”

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Right, I’m not atheist but nor do I believe in the “god” of abrahamic religions, or the pantheons of others, nor that Buddha literally reincarnated; But I do believe there is some force or meaning behind existence. So I’m just “spiritual.” Sometimes a general label can work

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 points 9 months ago

Agreed, though to be clear, by this analogy I meant belief in all gods.

As long as, you know, they’re hot. In the scriptural sense of course.

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