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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 71 points 2 years ago

I can, but due to the extra strains involved the price of this contract will increase.

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How many strains does it take to develop using .net? Are we talking high end or ditch weed?

[-] NoLifeKing@ani.social 27 points 2 years ago

We talk about 2 bottles of Cuban Rum and 3 packs of sour gummy worms on top of the pay.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Sour? That's top quality, you drive a hard bargain

[-] uphillbothways@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

You think that now... Wait 'til I bargain a hard drive.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I'll trade you two soft drives for it

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