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[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 85 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

When the judge says you're guilty, just tell them "I know YOU are, but what am I?". They'll be stuck in a legal loop and the only way out is to declare you innocent.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago

Judges hate this one weird trick!

[-] bigbadmoose@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

The ol "I'm rubber youre glue" defense

[-] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Trump level shit in front of a judge.

  • Mr Trump you're guilty
  • Your excellence, with all due respect, if we're pointing fingers here I would say you are the only guilty person in this court room.
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