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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to c/casualconversation@lemmy.world

LIMITATIONS:

  • Flight -- Cannot fly faster than 48 kph/30 mph.
  • Speed -- Cannot move faster than the speed of sound or run on penetrable surfaces (e.g., water). Super speed is not restricted to running.
  • Telekinesis -- Cannot lift more than 2,270 kilograms/5,000 pounds. Cannot use power on your own body.
  • Invisibility -- Must be conscious to remain invisible. Your clothes become invisible when you do.
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[-] forty2@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I think telekinesis is the way to go.

  • You can only fly so high before the cold or lack of oxygen get you.
  • Poo is technically not part of me, so you'd see shit floating around when the rest of me is invisible.
  • Speed is only good until you need to turn, and i see no mention of an adamantium skeletal system.
  • Moving all kinds of shit with my mind? I'll be over here not jerking off with this empty velvet glove
[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Bro that poo example was just fucking weird.

[-] Gladaed@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

Poo most definitely I a part of you. Hair is too. Get over it.

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