Satan got demoted from nepo baby to HR manager.

"Surely there's a mistake, I shouldn't be here!"

"Wow, how original, Arnaud, it's only the two millionth time I've heard that line today. Lemme pull up your file... ah yes, 'God will know his own,' what a convenient excuse for burning a city to the ground and executing 20,000 unarmed civilians. Dad damn it, Catholic hypocrites are the worst. Bet you diddled some kids while you were at it too, you sick fuck."