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[-] bigbadmoose@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

Just swim, I thought they would cover that in basic training

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

If you've ever fallen off a boat into the water and been sucked under that boat and had to claw yourself back out again, you will understand why this is surprisingly non-trivial.

If you've been awake for 72 hours, jacked up on a pharmaceutical only God and the six most sadistic chemists at the Pentagon know about, and you just pulled yourself up on board a ship in the dead of night after tailing pirates for days, I have to image its even harder.

The Navy does prefer to kill their best and brightest in helicopter crashes. But its still very possible to get drowned to death on the job.

[-] bigbadmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Maybe try holding your breath 🤷

[-] butterflyattack@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You've just solved drowning for humanity, you're a genius! Imagine how many could have been saved if only someone could have thought of that millennia ago.

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