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this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2024
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Would be cool to have a remote control device that mechanically opens/closes the tubes, built-in security layer for ensuring only you can unlock it, auto-lock, etc. If the tech-bro venture capitalists weren't weirdos about spreading their genes around maybe this would be a thing.
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It's actually super easy to root your ball controls and run a minimal install, check out some of the projects on github. Compatibility is like 90% there.
You want.... Smart balls? Smart tech can't even make toast right but you want it in your balls???!?!
I mean I would only accept the FOSS option for my balls (or lack thereof), but yeah I want like a diabetes insulin pump but for balls. Could add a bunch of quirks and features in there too like a hardening protective mesh and RGB. Why stop there just go full tech-penis.
Too lazy to search for it, but there was some swiss dude who literally had mechanical valves implanted into his sperm ducts.
Truly a pioneer
And Zydrate comes in a little glass vial