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Anon compares himself to his brother
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The truth is that all Americans are comfortable with the metric system but we still use Imperial when we know it will bother you.
You guys crashed a probe into Mars the last time you tried to use metric.
And yet you insist we keep trying. For shame. What other celestial bodies do you want us to crash into?
Alpha Centauri
That was one of the times we bothered you.
And that’s why Imperial is better, Metric just crashes spacecraft into planets.
Yeah but the time before that we put a man on the moon with it