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Mine is OOO for Out Of Office. I always misread it in my head like a ghost and it takes me a few seconds to process. It also doesn't translate to speech—you have to say the whole thing.

Interested to see if others have similar acronyms they beef with.

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[-] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 147 points 1 year ago

As a kid, I was in the room at one point while my mom was watching some TV show, maybe law and order or something similar. I heard somebody letting somebody else know (verbally) the details of some victim and described the cause of injury or death or whatever as "GSW". I asked my mom what GSW meant. She said "gun shot wound". I said that that couldn't possibly be right, and she was curious why. I said because "gun shot wound" is 3 syllables and "GSW" is 5; it's literally quicker to say the full thing.

So yeah, GSW is fucking stupid when said aloud, and even me as a dumbass child knew that.

[-] Kiwi_Girl 47 points 1 year ago

I guess it's faster to write, so people started to say it as well.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

How often do You have to use the phrase "gun shot wound" in everyday speak? Found the American.

[-] SeedyOne@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago

It was specifically in a police TV show, spare us the tried joke.

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

It's used a lot in law enforcement and certain medical environments like hospitals with trauma centers and morgues.

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

In law enforcement? Probably every day, yeah. The average person, surprisingly not all that often. In fact, law enforcement probably uses it hundreds of times a day, and more importantly writes and reads it hundreds of times a day, thus the acronym.

[-] DaveDavesen@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Even that is a very American way of thinking. The number of gun shot wounds a police officer sees in the US is way higher than in comparable European countries.

I could not find exact data for wounds, but if you take gun fatalities as placeholder (I am sure they are connected) here:

https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/homicide-rates-from-firearms?tab=chart&country=AUS~USA~DEU~CAN~FRA~ESP~ITA~JPN

You can see that precovid (2019) in the US there were 63x more gun fatalities than in Germany per person. In an average 1 million person city the police in the US has to deal with about 32 gun fatalities. In Germany that city has 1 every other year, in Australia it is 1-2 every year.

While the fictional US police department has every two weeks one or more fatality, the fictional German and Australian see it once a year.

So the frequency of it occuring and it being written about is way higher in the US than in comparable countries.

(Of course the comparing the amount of firearm fatalities between countries is not an exact replacement for gun shot wounds, but it should be close)

[-] ULS@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, I liked your post.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

W does that in acronyms. Compare syllables in World Wide Web…

[-] skulblaka@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Dubya" is one syllable, maybe two depending on your particular accent

Edit: Unfortunately I was extremely stoned at the time of this message and that should have been "[...] two syllables, maybe one depending [...]" but I'm leaving it up as evidence of my dumbshittery since it spawned discussion. Don't do drugs kids

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

In what accent is "dub-ya" one syllable?

[-] skulblaka@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

I've heard some folks where it comes out more akin to "dubby"

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

Dub-by is still 2 syllables

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Anything more than "dub" will be 2+ syllables.

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The b is silent and the vowels ran together

[-] dan@upvote.au 1 points 1 year ago

At work we often say "dub dub dub".

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

GSW isn't an acronym as far as I'm concerned. It's an initialism. But it sure is stupid, I will say. Much faster to say it the "long" way.

[-] wandermind@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago
[-] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That's an unfortunate, incorrect phrasing. 😅

[-] wandermind@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

It's a very deliberate phrasing, since not everyone agrees that initialisms are not acronyms.

Personally I think that "ackhually that's an initialism not an acronym 🤓" is exactly the kind of ultimately irrelevant distinction that internet know-it-alls love to know and point out. I know because I used to be like that too when I was younger.

But often those distinctions are not universally acknowledged or useful in all contexts. Like how strawberries are not scientifically berries, but we still often group them as berries.

Nitpicking word definitions is pointless when the distinction being pointed out is not relevant for the conversation.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm not saying I'm the tone of "aaackshually".

I personally love to learn these types of things, so in case someone learns something they'd like to learn, I'm here for it. If people get butthurt or annoyed about it because "I've been using it wrong and that makes it right..." 🤷‍♂️ I dunno.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Where in the world do you live that you need five syllables to 'GSW'?

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Any English speaking country? "Gee-ess-dou-ble-u". 5 syllables.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Yeah, you're right, I'm wrong.

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Not the south! Gee-ess-dub-ya ftw.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Hate to burst, but I believe "dub-y-ah" would still be 3. Even though it's fast enough that it's barely perceptible.

[-] nixcamic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah, dubyah is two syllables dub-yah. Unless you somehow make yeah into a two syllable word.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

There's a context here though, namely that it is preceded by a "bh". But I'll concede.

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

That's most assuredly not another syllable. Dub, as in I dub thee. Ya, as in ya, I know. There's a glide across a very sliiiiiight E sound, but it's also present when you just say "ya", it's more "e-ya". So either "ya" is two syllables, or dub-ya is two.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm inclined to go either way on this one. It's very slight.

[-] prongs@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Say W really slowly out loud and count the syllables. Where do you live that W isn't three syllables?

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I was counting double as one syllable. It's still early on Sunday morning for me here.

[-] CaptObvious@literature.cafe 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In a lot of the US, w is pronounced as two syllables in conversational speech: dub-yuh

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

That doesn't excuse my stupidity because I'd guess that the places that say dub-yuh also say eh-yuss for 's'.

[-] CaptObvious@literature.cafe 1 points 1 year ago

A lot of them do, yes.

[-] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Netherlands. It's pronounced "way" here

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I’ve heard WWW pronounced: dub-dub-dub

[-] ULS@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

This gave me cancer

[-] eco_game@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

In English it's G-S-Dou-ble-U

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