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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You dare doubt my enjoyment of catboys? Do you even understand who you’re talking to?? If you EVER suggest that I am even NEUTRAL to programmer socks and midriffs, I will come down on you like the semiflaccid, freshly shaven hammer of Thor. You mark my FUCKING WORDS.

[-] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

okay grandpa, now let's get you to bed.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago

Meow let’s get you to bed. Now fetch the ears, boy.

[-] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Nice roleplay, but I bet that not even your headset has cat ears.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

You’re right actually, but because I don’t own a headset. I’m hearing impaired. lol

If I were to pick a headset, it’d probably lack cat ears. Visual accessories that no one will see aren’t my jam and I’m definitely not taking them outside so I can get hate crimed by a chud. I apologize, it takes a certain mood for me to get into character and molesty grandpa is hard.

[-] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

oh, sorry. Here I was thinking of doing the funny.

Well, take care!

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

For what it’s worth, your joke was perfect and I didn't feel aggrieved in the least!

this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2024
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