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rulesterbation (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 10 months ago by outer_spec to c/196

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[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 41 points 10 months ago

Like, at the same time?

[-] outer_spec 22 points 10 months ago

Yes, and yes.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Cum, or lady cum, into the ballot box of your chosen candidate.

The one with the most volume of body fluids wins.

It also makes recounts easy as you just need to reweigh the container.

[-] clevercrab@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Pros:

Cons:

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

If you have low volume, don't even bother voting. There will also be drugs tests to catch "performance" enhancing drugs.

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