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Anon has a realization about his dating life
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At least strippers won't exploit your loneliness and trick you into getting into a parasocial relationship
Haha y-yeah they'd never do that
my bad, never went to one so I don't know what it's like
My brother's friend was "dating" a stripper for a few months. She wouldn't see him outside the club except for meals at expensive restaurants, and she wouldn't give him free dances at the club.
Touche. But at least there's some physical component, even if it's just lap dances.