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Anon lives differently than his peers
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Of course, I imagine he pulled the phone out and opened it in one smooth motion.
No woman could resist this, shit I'm not even a woman and I couldn't.
In fairness, I've got a foldable flippy type phone and the number of conversations it starts is unreal. If I wasn't happily attached (and had more banter than the average housebrick) I'm sure it'd lead to some good chats and encounters.
As it stands though, it's just a nice talking point.
e: plus it's satisfying as fuck ending a call by closing the phone.
Years ago I had one that was spring-loaded so you'd press a little button on the side and it would pop open in one move. I really liked that phone. Don't remember what brand it was.