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[-] EmoBean@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

"We are highly aware that the springs in our machine are too strong, thus causing disfunction of the machine. We will not change our design. We already paid for 300.000 springs, so fuck you, buy better paper."

[-] schmidtster@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

And then the weaker springs don’t have the force required to cut paper that is adequate to dry your hands.

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

They could actually put a blade in it to cut the paper like scissors

[-] schmidtster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

What do you think the springs are activating?

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