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[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

Ha! My now wife realised on our first date that she was in a strange town, with no one she knew, and no one knew we were on a date. Cue her drunkenly asking me if I was an axe murderer and if I was going to chop her into little bits.....about 40 times....

I decided not to mention I collect knives until the 3rd date.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You collect... just knives? What's the extra freezer for, then?

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Uhhh....for moose and elk....sweats profusely yeah......yeah.....legally poached....errrrrr.....hunted meat.....that totally isn't people.....

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