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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 13 points 10 months ago
[-] Hubi@feddit.de 7 points 10 months ago

I never said it was good or practical lol

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago

As someone who doesn't understand german, Devote sklavin für dich. Devote slave for you? And what's that korperl zuchtingung?

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Körperliche Züchtigung: ~~bodily desires~~ edit: mistook with süchtig, actually means corporal punishment
Devote Sklavin für dich: you are correct
Fesseln+Knebeln: Bondage+gag
1,99€/Min.v.FN Mobil abw. -w-: ~~No idea~~ edit: $2.49/min. from landline, mobile varies [ad]

This is one of the more SFW pages actually. There are lots of pixelated nudes, as well as a cryptic page of colored rectangles, which you are supposed to scan with an app for the full AR experience and also buy as an NFT?
I didn't follow any of the links so all I saw was
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[-] spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

"Heiße Uschi120+ bringt Dein Rohr ohne Vorspiel zum Glühen"

Wow

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

For non-German speakers: "Hot Uschi20+ will get your tube red hot without foreplay".

The phrase „Rohr zum Glühen bringen“ literally means "bring a tube to glow" and originated back when electronics used vacuum tubes. I'm not German so I have no idea how common it is today but I assume this bit is for an old audience.

Great find, I missed that.

[-] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

This is bringing back memories. I never saw raunchy classifieds like this in Aus though.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is one of the more SFW ones. You know what, I'll make an ImageMagick script to crop & aspect-ratio-correct the rest of the ones I took and upload them. Coming soon!

Edit: Imgur album, feel free to report as NSFW lol
- omg, the "SEX SEX SEX" sign is actually flashing
You can also view most German teletext services using their app for some reason

this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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