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xkcd #2862: Typical Seating Chart
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Now that airlines have started adding wheel locks to their drink carts, less than half of flights have one accidentally fall out through the hole.
Why does the fighter escort waste the space on its wings?
They're weight-limited rather than space-limited
So they're carry-on only seats with no extra baggage?
Putting your luggage on the main plain incentivises you to protect it.
They're operated by Ryanair
And who is pedaling?
Jets are powered by hamsters in wheels. That's why they don't need pedals.