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[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago

They say Russia is nice these days

[-] redballooon@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Do they have a foreigner ms armee? They should enlist him immediately.

[-] uis@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

No, only citizens. Male or doctors.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

At that point what does he have to offer them?

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

He can offer them to run an insurrection in the US if paid enough. >!Then proceed to do nothing and disappear when someone actually asks for results!<

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

In Soviet Russia, they disappear you.

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

Luckily Soviet Russia is gone (for now 🤔) and they seem to let go more easily if you don't commit some really atrocious crime like spreading stickers in the shop, posting online, or standing on the streets with a Constitution quotes. If you took some millions and ran away, just be diligent and spare some of the money and they couldn't care less.

This may not reflect the real state of affairs but is a good approximation

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

“In Soviet Russia…” is a meme based on a quote from the TV show The Simpson’s.

Though Putin’s Russia is not really so different.

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I know just wanted to be a bit of bummer. TBF Soviet Russia seem to be good for memes or sci-fi but not much else, anyway. Appreciate you being helpful and explaining, though.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm quite sure he has already offered, but in Helsinki their private meeting was kept off the books, so we'll never know.

[-] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Major breakthrough every week. Usually water pipes, but sometimes dams and sewers.

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