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Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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[-] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

(I know this is probably impossible, but it would be so funny)

Tell a knock knock joke, but only the first part. Don't reveal the punchline, just pass out. So they work extra hard to keep you alive, because only then will they hear the punchline.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 22 points 1 year ago

They won’t either way. You’ll wake up in a hospital room terribly confused and barely able to move. Most of the operating staff will not see you then.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

It will eat them FOREVER

[-] ours@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The first words are likely "thirsty".

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I endorse this one.

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