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Interesting! Box Tops for Education Apparently Not Valid Toward Student Loans (reductress.com)
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[-] Teon@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

But yogurt tops are still legal tender right?
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right?
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[glances at warehouse filled with yogurt tops]
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hello... ?!??

[-] yukichigai@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

The Iranian yogurt is not the issue here.

[-] Teon@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Are S&H Green Stamps still valid???

[-] mx_smith@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And what will I do with all these aluminum tabs from the cans, I have been saving.

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