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[-] Kite@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 year ago

When I was a teen driver in the 90s, my rule was seatbelts or get the fuck out. If they fought me on it, I described to them in excruciating detail what my aunt looked like after a semi hit her car and she wasn't wearing a seatbelt. She was unrecognizable as a human being.. and she lived. Imagine looking like that while still alive. Put on your fucking seatbelt.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago
[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I too, choose this guy's barely alove aunt.

[-] Kite@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I can work with that

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

hell yeah, lfg

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