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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 136 points 2 years ago

You're going to drive to buy illegal drugs, and you don't put your seat belt on, so now some cop has cause to pull you over, what if he's doing it on the way back? Fucking idiot.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 56 points 2 years ago

Only break one law at a time.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Always be breaking exactly one law. Never more, never less.

This is difficult, but not impossible, while sleeping.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Or: Don't break the law while you're breaking the law

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Alternatively: only break one law at a time.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

Never commit a misdemeanor while you're committing a felony.

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