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Anon discovers the secret to staying thin
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
An easy way to do it: when at a restaurant eat no more than half of what is in whatever you order.
That's easier in the US. It should cover roughly three or four days' requirements.