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Anon discovers the secret to staying thin
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
My dad's always praised me because I'm the only one in my family who does this naturally. Still, I was always a bit of a chub.