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It makes cleanup easier.
Don't forget to lay one in the display toilets before you go.
I tried it once after seeing loads of memes like this. Admittedly, it felt pretty good. But then post-nut clarity kicked in and I realized I was left with a gross-ass sock and just ended up throwing it away. 0/10, would not recommend.
And even after doing it myself once, I've still never understood the "cum sock" that implies you do it multiple times in a single sock and keep said sock around... that's just fucking disgusting.
At least you can theoretically wash the sock. Now, a coconut on the other hand...
I thought I was supposed to suck cock for the coconut, not fuck them?
I mean, you could have a jar, with rainbow dash in it. That would be objectively worse
"objectively"
Oh that's where my socks go!
It sounds so absurd
Look at all the money bags with their socks. Stealing napkins and toilet paper at restaurants is free.
When you’re 14 yeah
If it's a pleasure thing, Is it something that's performed more by those without foreskin, perhaps because they don't have the natural sleeve effect provided by the missing skin?