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Subverting expectations (startrek.website)
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[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 74 points 11 months ago

Player 5: My parents were adventurers and pressured me into this life. Every summer it was adventure camp. Battle training for three hours a day on top of lessons in navigation, foraging, survival, and lute lessons. I'm only doing this because I have no other skills. Thanks mom & dad...

[-] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network 34 points 11 months ago

This is exactly what I would do if I rolled god like stats

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago

All they ever wanted was to sit in a library and copy texts.

[-] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network 14 points 11 months ago

I imagine every now and again an ancient tome speaks to them only for them to roll their eyes and put it in a special chest their parents gave them.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

"You could play music at this tavern."

"I think I'd rather get eaten."

this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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