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Timmy, this is wrong (startrek.website)
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[-] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

Timmy already made the wish for caffeine and we are just unaware that our reality was changed from one where coffee was illegal

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Coffee doesn't get rid of my teeth tho

[-] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Neither does weed but that's illegal. And, drinking too much alcohol destroys your body and kills you. The legality of a substance doesn't really align with what things are healthy and safe to consume.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I don’t know how something that dry your eating hole out would be good for your grill.

I mean, I’m not a grill scientist. I could be wrong.

[-] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Did you have a stroke or am I having a stroke?

I read this 50 times and I'm still not sure what you just said, could you rephrase it please?

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yes, yes, certainly.

Mmhhmm

I don’t know how something that dries your mouth so terribly can be good for your teeth.

I mean, I’m no dentist. Maybe I’m wrong.

Is that better?

[-] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, thank you

I wasn't reading it correctly before, I'm too high I guess lmao

I just find I drink a lot more water to keep my mouth from being dry, and I don't think that is bad for me

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

One more for good measure.

Bruh, dat shit give you cottonmouth. That gotta be hard on your teeth.

Maybe ask a dentist though. I ain’t know shit anyway, just guessing.

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