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Timmy, this is wrong (startrek.website)
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[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 109 points 1 year ago

I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn't be that different. Crack would be way more available, likely with like, crack restaurants and shit. Poor people would basically crack-starve the way they food starve now. Same shit, different day. Except now we know the governmental officials are high as fuck, instead of just suspecting as much.

And I imagine my house would be cleaner. Zip zip zip.

[-] sigh@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn't be that different.

there would be signs

[-] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

Timmy already made the wish for caffeine and we are just unaware that our reality was changed from one where coffee was illegal

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Coffee doesn't get rid of my teeth tho

[-] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Neither does weed but that's illegal. And, drinking too much alcohol destroys your body and kills you. The legality of a substance doesn't really align with what things are healthy and safe to consume.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I don’t know how something that dry your eating hole out would be good for your grill.

I mean, I’m not a grill scientist. I could be wrong.

[-] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Did you have a stroke or am I having a stroke?

I read this 50 times and I'm still not sure what you just said, could you rephrase it please?

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yes, yes, certainly.

Mmhhmm

I don’t know how something that dries your mouth so terribly can be good for your teeth.

I mean, I’m no dentist. Maybe I’m wrong.

Is that better?

[-] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, thank you

I wasn't reading it correctly before, I'm too high I guess lmao

I just find I drink a lot more water to keep my mouth from being dry, and I don't think that is bad for me

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

One more for good measure.

Bruh, dat shit give you cottonmouth. That gotta be hard on your teeth.

Maybe ask a dentist though. I ain’t know shit anyway, just guessing.

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Actually no, because it takes a lot of space to plant coca plants. We don't have enough space for everyone to constantly have crack cocain

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Vertically stacked coca farm skyscrapers my dude.

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah we do brother, crack cocaine actually takes less coke to make than regular coke, because you get 8x as much from the cocaine.

7 parts baking soda to 1 part cocaine = 1 gram of coke turns into 8 grams of crack.

Remember federal agent who may be watching, Master P taught me this, not living in a ghetto that you created.

[-] frippa@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

7 parts baking soda to 1 part coke is straight up criminal, it's a highway robbery if they want me to pay something, the mix should be 1:1

I know this for.... Reasons

(but fr I don't sell Crack cocaine)

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

But it also lasts shorter so we also need more of it

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, like a third shorter. If that is a concern, stick it in your gums because it'll last like an hour then

[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, the Futurama Crack Mansion!

[-] Promethiel@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Without a cure for ADHD this is actually free healthcare woo!!!

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

It would be like China during the Opium Wars

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