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[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 103 points 2 years ago

Breadboxes are bullshit and you know it

[-] gonzo0815@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 years ago

They just make me forget about the bread.

[-] Bananigans@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago
[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 8 points 2 years ago

Someone call the memetics department. About what, I forget...

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

That must be a simultaneously fascinating and terrible job. Much like a normal SCP operative but worse and more boring.

"So you contacted us on Nov 18th about a problem."

"Did I? What was it?"

"We don't know."

"So what do we do now."

"First, I'm interviewing you about the thing."

"Thing?"

"Yes, the thing."

"What thing?"

"The thing you can't seem to remember."

"Wait, hang on, I'm so confused, what are you here about?"

"So... you contacted us on Nov 18th about a problem..."

"Did I? What was it?"

"[sigh] Hi, I'm from the Memetics Department. I'm going to perform a routine inspection. I hope you don't mind if I search through everything?"

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

What bread? What are we talking about again?

[-] gonzo0815@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Idk man I think I have to buy one.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 17 points 2 years ago

You put the bread in the box, while using one of the other methods.

The box is there to look pretty.

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Do people still use these? I haven't seen one since my great aunt's house in the early '90s, and I'm certain it was never used for bread. Still remember the smell of that kitchen. Picked up the early, mineral tones of her weird, dank basement. God damn, I played a lot of Megaman 2 in that basement.

[-] cupcakezealot 1 points 2 years ago

My gram used to put the bread and crisps in the oven when the oven wasn't being used :)

[-] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

We used to do that in my old tiny apartment until one of us forgot and turned the oven on.

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Made some toast without knowing.

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