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[-] sndmn@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 year ago

"Possible"

Possibly police are fucking liars.

[-] kmkz_ninja@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

What would they be lying about here? The woman said she thought her dog was overdosing.

[-] aport@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago

The woman also said this was the second time it has happened. A researcher in the article mentioned a dog would need to ingest fentanyl through its nose to overdose, which unfortunately sounds plausible for a doggie to do.

[-] Master@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I dont know... you dont see many puppies carrying around a ceramic pad and a razor blade...

And I've never seen one roll a dollar bill.

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