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Marry him. (lemmy.world)
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[-] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

I have four or five different types of scissors here, why am I single? Is it because my wife took the fabric scissors with her when we split up? I need to get new ones...

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yes it is. Go buy some.

[-] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I could have spared myself a lot of loneliness with that simple trick!

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