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Coffee Shop Onlookers Speculate About Unimaginable Riches Awaiting 43-Year-Old Reading ‘7 Habits Of Highly Effective People’ (www.theonion.com)

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[-] peveleigh@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I only read about half of that book but it had an incredible impact on my life. It didn't impact my financial success but rather my emotional inteligence.

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Cool. You should finish it. It's good.

Goes back to sorting large money bills earned exclusively through the secret money technique at the end of chapter 12. /s

[-] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

You sort them? I just keep the thousand-money bills and put the rest in the trash.
also /s

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