I want to see an EMH modeled after George.

"So I say, 'State the nature of the medical emergency.' You know what he says?! He says 'you always say that.' So I said, 'I always say that because it needs said!'

"Did you really say that?"

"No. I thought of it on the transporter pad on the way over."

I think newman would be great ferengi there was the episode where him and kramar tried to make extra money off taking recycling somewhere else plus he's got to be the most petty character