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Planning is for the weak (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] fiveoar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

Deployments and deployment frequency pretty squarely a developer's responsibility...

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Starting a project early enough to deploy on time is a management responsibility.

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Best I can do is add 3 tickets during Monday's scrum

("What do you mean your tickets slipped again?)

[-] GarytheSnail@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Yall aren't being told to write your own tickets?

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah we get given tickets.

The tickets only have an ambiguous title, then it's our responsibility to figure out what it's about and come up with the estimates.

After our weekly planning meeting

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Give me a perfect spec and I'll give a perfect timeline

[-] DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No you won't, because even if everything is perfectly specced you'll encounter unforeseen issues during implementation. So you'll either overestimate or underestimate the time required.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Our mind reading powers can only go so far.

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