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Planning is for the weak (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] fiveoar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

Deployments and deployment frequency pretty squarely a developer's responsibility...

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Starting a project early enough to deploy on time is a management responsibility.

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Best I can do is add 3 tickets during Monday's scrum

("What do you mean your tickets slipped again?)

[-] GarytheSnail@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Yall aren't being told to write your own tickets?

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nah we get given tickets.

The tickets only have an ambiguous title, then it's our responsibility to figure out what it's about and come up with the estimates.

After our weekly planning meeting

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Give me a perfect spec and I'll give a perfect timeline

[-] DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No you won't, because even if everything is perfectly specced you'll encounter unforeseen issues during implementation. So you'll either overestimate or underestimate the time required.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Our mind reading powers can only go so far.

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