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[-] 000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Bananas

[-] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Isn't the banana market run by cartels now?

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

[-] 000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

I couldn't say, but avocados are a cash crop utilized by cartels

[-] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

So are you telling me to fund terrorism?

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure that's the American dream?

[-] 000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

I'm not telling you to do anything. You are the master of your own self

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