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this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2023
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I grew up forced to go to church and this is pretty literally a core point of the pastor's sermon multiple times. He told a story about someone trapped on their roof during a hurricane and was offered rescue by three different means but refused each citing God. The story ended like the punchline here.
I don't really have a point to this, but I wanted to share.
I also saw a version of that tale wherein it's instead him and his boat sinking in the middle of an ocean sometime ago.
Though, it ended with God chastising, "...what do you want, the fucking Pope?"