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Ban dihydrogen monoxide (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 53 points 1 year ago

100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died...

[-] Draghetta@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

8 billions of people have and they’re alive

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago

Those people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Let's rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO

[-] Draghetta@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Well, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing

[-] unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

For now, it's a slow acting poison

[-] twei@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

So it's clearly a skill issue you say?

[-] MrSilkworm@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

well one day,they ll die /s

[-] WoodenBleachers@lemmy.basedcount.com 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is not true. I’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide and am not dead. You have consumed dihydrogen monoxide and are not dead (unless you’re a bit I suppose). I’d also expect that not 100% of people who have died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide

[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 2 points 1 year ago

Takes time, hopefuly it will happen when we are n->100 yrs.

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

100% of the people who have died have DHMO intake. Not that they drink, but it may even enter your body directly from your mother

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