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[-] hoodlem@hoodlem.me 14 points 1 year ago
[-] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Bilbo (111 M) gives the ring of power to Frodo (50 M) who is told by Gandalf (2019 M) it must be destroyed because Sauron (jeweler) is a douche

[-] H2207@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What's with the numbers, are they 2019 years old? 2019 miles/metres away? The numbers, what do they mean?!

[-] Gimly@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

It's their age and sex, Gandalf is indeed 2049 years old during the events of the Lords of the ring.

[-] H2207@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I feel dumb, how did I not notice?

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

It's alright, I thought it was net worth at first.

[-] aman25ta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago
[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

You think Gandalf ever had sex in those 2019 years? I mean, he probably has the equipment for the job and we know that wizards can enjoy the pleasures of mortals, such as smoking halfling weeds. He probably has at least made it to second base

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Statistically speaking he must have.
How he couldn't? I mean not even an orc?

[-] aman25ta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Gandalf has unmatched rizz

So probably yeah

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