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Wishing Well
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Right choice IMO
Nah, of the things pictured I'd go with money and find love the old-fashioned way.
Being Superman is probably the best. Functionally immortal, perfect disguise is just 1 pair of glasses away so you can still find love, hold the world hostage for unlimited money you can move through a swiss bank.
Easy there, Homelander
Sure, you can find true love but but you can never have sex again. No human would be able to survive your orgasms
"The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, and that'd kill him" - Brodie Bruce
I'm sure if you are superman you can find another planet with intelligent life.
Else, maybe you can terraform some other planet and help humanity move there, you are fu**ing Superman after all
No more stars means you would lose super powers and die. Problem solved
Not for me, I feel like I would get bored pretty quickly.
Then you fly to mars or any other planet in the universe
Edit: well not any planet, but at least any planet in our galaxy our yellow sun galaxies
Wait a second.... if Superman needs a yellow sun for his powers, and each galaxy is like, reeaalllyyy far away, then wouldn't he run out of sun energy shortly after leaving our galaxy?
I think you're confusing "galaxy" with "solar system", but presumably he could pick another suitable star, accelerate to light speed (or however fast he can go) in that direction, take a nap, and then use the destination star's power to slow down.
Ah. Thank you! Yes, solar system! Much appreciated!
Probably
I mean, assuming that I only have the features of Superman but real world physics still applies, everything is so fucking far away and as far as we can see, there's nothing out there. Like yeah, I could spend a few years observing stuff like black holes, stars etc. from upclose but I generally get bored with repetitive stuff.
Once you have a ton of money how do you separate true love from people who just want to be around you for your money? Look at the personal lives of billionaires. These are highly dysfunctional people.
True love won't solve life's problems either, lol. Dysfunctional people will dysfunction. I say money, so that you can afford therapy.
I mean, I wasn't thinking billionaire level of money. But even if I was, you don't have to disclose you're a billionaire when going on a date.
I feel like professional match makers would be the best way. You get the personalized touch of a real person, and have an intermediary if things go bad.
@rikudou @Maddie And then you fall in love with someone who only is with you for the money.
Not if you're careful.
Good choice finding love the old-fashioned way.
Though I think there are better wishes to make than just money, it's understandable out of the options here.
Love is better than money, of course, but probably not from a wishing well.