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[-] Neato@kbin.social 67 points 1 year ago

Being Superman is probably the best. Functionally immortal, perfect disguise is just 1 pair of glasses away so you can still find love, hold the world hostage for unlimited money you can move through a swiss bank.

[-] eltimablo@kbin.social 68 points 1 year ago

hold the world hostage for unlimited money you can move through a swiss bank.

Easy there, Homelander

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Sure, you can find true love but but you can never have sex again. No human would be able to survive your orgasms

[-] Oograh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

"The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, and that'd kill him" - Brodie Bruce

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 1 points 1 year ago

Not for me, I feel like I would get bored pretty quickly.

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Then you fly to mars or any other planet in the universe

Edit: well not any planet, but at least any planet in our galaxy our yellow sun galaxies

[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Wait a second.... if Superman needs a yellow sun for his powers, and each galaxy is like, reeaalllyyy far away, then wouldn't he run out of sun energy shortly after leaving our galaxy?

[-] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I think you're confusing "galaxy" with "solar system", but presumably he could pick another suitable star, accelerate to light speed (or however fast he can go) in that direction, take a nap, and then use the destination star's power to slow down.

[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Ah. Thank you! Yes, solar system! Much appreciated!

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, assuming that I only have the features of Superman but real world physics still applies, everything is so fucking far away and as far as we can see, there's nothing out there. Like yeah, I could spend a few years observing stuff like black holes, stars etc. from upclose but I generally get bored with repetitive stuff.

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