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I'd make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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[-] spitz@lemmy.ml 79 points 1 year ago

I quite like the (I think?) Jewish curse: "may your laundry never dry". That would suck wearing clothes that are always slightly damp.

[-] Pea666@feddit.nl 25 points 1 year ago
[-] spitz@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

I know you jest, but the more you think about it, the nastier a curse it is. For example, your crack would always be itchy. You'd never be able to put your clothes away because mold would devour them. And so on.

[-] Terevos@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

You could never wear socks because your feet would get diseased.

[-] spitz@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Exactly. It would suck.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's terrible, haha.

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