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[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 105 points 1 year ago

That's not a menu! That's a QR code!

So I threw it on the ground

[-] DocBlaze@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

and then said, That's no QR code, that's my wife!

Sorry wait, I'm getting it mixed up with an old boomer joke my neighbor used to tell.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

So then the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve QR codes here."

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

The moral of the story is

You can't trust the system!

Man!

(Very Lemmy take, there)

[-] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

My dads not a menu.

this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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