(inspired by friends' dating app woes)
If you have to ask, you've probably got something that's a deal breaker for the witch
Like not believing in fantasy?
Nope. You may want to read the real-life accounts of the salem witch trials. Just because they weren’t actual witches didn’t mean they weren’t killed for being witches.
If you don't believe in fantasy then your life must be very boring
I can find interesting things in my life without resorting to delusion
If you have to ask, you've probably got something that's a deal breaker for the witch
Like not believing in fantasy?
Nope. You may want to read the real-life accounts of the salem witch trials. Just because they weren’t actual witches didn’t mean they weren’t killed for being witches.
If you don't believe in fantasy then your life must be very boring
I can find interesting things in my life without resorting to delusion