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[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, but sperm live for up to five days in the female reproductive tract. With the ~~48~~ 12-24 hour ovulation, the combined window is 7 days.

Two days or seven days, your slut shaming is not necessary.

[-] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
[-] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 5 hours ago

I'm not shaming her for being a slut, I'm shaming her for being so basic she can't use birth control properly

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I think he was slut contextualizing

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

You're the one who brought up "slut shaming", hmmm, reach your own conclusions, friends.

Primus~ "Make of that what you will."

You~ "Slut". You made it slut. Only you.

[-] Tenniswaffles 2 points 9 hours ago

Are you unfamiliar with the concept of an implication? Within the common cultural context of the English speaking internet, the implication of that statement is very clear. And just making that implication, is in of itself a judgement.

For example: "you would look good in some cement shoes" without cultural context, that doesn't imply very much. With the cultural context/understanding that many of us have, that's a death threat.

[-] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 10 points 1 day ago

That's not how that math works...

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

What did they mess up? Seems like a reasonable max combining life span of sperm with ovulation period (you said the math is bad and not the biology)

[-] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

If the sperm dies on day 5.... How do the 2 ovulation days matter?

Edit: spaced about bottom of Dad 1 4.5 or whatever days before, then the other dude at very end.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

You can get pregnant the day after ovulation.

Also, since there seems to be a lack of basic reproductive knowledge here, identical twins come from one egg, fraternal twins come from two eggs, which can occasionally drop on different days, further extending the fertile window.

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Guy number 1 blows a load 5 days before day one of ovulation and guy two blows a load 48 hours after ovulation starts (tail end of the period)

[edit] more clear language on timing of second load

[-] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 2 points 23 hours ago

Gotcha, yeah that makes sense. Thanks

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