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One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it. (lemmy.today)
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[-] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

He said race, not chase. Can't keep up that 70mph for too long

[-] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

It only needs to keep it up long enough to catch you.

Unless you think arranging a race with a cheetah for bragging rights alone is an entirely realistic situation ๐Ÿ™„

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 8 points 3 days ago

To my understanding, wild cheetahs aren't known to attack humans, being on the small and fragile side for big cats and going after smaller animals than an adult human generally, so being chased down by a cheetah isn't that likely either.

[-] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Curses. You know your cheetahs

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