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[-] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago

Anything is poison in a high enough quantity.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

My masturbation has become poison?!?

[-] mrsemi@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

No no no, masturbation is how you get the poison out.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

Phew! That's a load off...

[-] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Seriously. Our bodies are more than half poison, by OP's metric

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

Fucking hell. What a tragic story.

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