Yeah, but I guarantee they’re important enough at a nude beach to list them prominently. I can’t imagine the amount of people taking advantage of the situation, not there for nudism/enjoyment, but sexual gratification.

Especially in the US. Our notions toward nudity and sexuality are a little mixed up

Yes, unfortunately these rules were probably not born from a vacuum.

I would imagine that, in the Age of GDPR, even the phone rule would apply at any European beach.